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Okay, I'm pretty sure these are the 40 absolute dumbest things ever posted on Twitter

    1.About language:

    "Can Italians, Spaniards and French understand each other?" "these are 3 different languages," And "American, English and Australian are also different languages, but they still understand each other""Can Italians, Spaniards and French understand each other?" "these are 3 different languages," And "American, English and Australian are also different languages, but they still understand each other"

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    2.About Africa:

    "Lmfao bro said South Africa...that's not a country that's a direction""Lmfao bro said South Africa...that's not a country that's a direction"

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    3.On the nails:

    "damn how is the color sequence changing between photos wtf""damn how is the color sequence changing between photos wtf"

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    4.About the order of actions:

    Mathematical puzzle that requires a solution "2+2+2+2 2+2+2+2 2+2x0+2" with the correct answer 2. Comments and likes shownMathematical puzzle that requires a solution "2+2+2+2 2+2+2+2 2+2x0+2" with the correct answer 2. Comments and likes shown

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    5.About pregnancy:

    person who thinks twins take 19 months to be bornperson who thinks twins take 19 months to be born

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    6.About true beauty:

    "Mexico was so urethral""Mexico was so urethral"

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    7.About the sun:

    A Twitter conversation about scientific claims. User 1 claims that nature proves there is a designer behind it. User 2 corrects them about the distance from the earth to the sun. User 3 disagrees. User 4 supports User 2's correctionA Twitter conversation about scientific claims. User 1 claims that nature proves there is a designer behind it. User 2 corrects them about the distance from the earth to the sun. User 3 disagrees. User 4 supports User 2's correction

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    8.At $5,000:

    person who can't understand what 5k is in dollar amountsperson who can't understand what 5k is in dollar amounts

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    9.About weapons of war:

    "We often use swords and sometimes a bone and arrow""We often use swords and sometimes a bone and arrow"

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    10.About germs:

    Person says bacteria can be black magic because "no one has ever directly observed one"; when someone says that he has seen bacteria, viruses and parasites in a microbiology lab for years, ask if he has ever seen one without "microscope"Person says bacteria can be black magic because "no one has ever directly observed one"; when someone says that he has seen bacteria, viruses and parasites in a microbiology lab for years, ask if he has ever seen one without "microscope"

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    11.About Georgia:

    "They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (the country, not the state) that is 1.8 million years old," answer: "Georgia is a state, not a country (the United States is a country)""They found a humanoid tooth in Georgia (the country, not the state) that is 1.8 million years old," answer: "Georgia is a state, not a country (the United States is a country)"

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    12.About the company:

    "You should all be as big as ostriches in society for this""You should all be as big as ostriches in society for this"

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    13.About being born:

    "I was born prematurely by c-section; by medical definition I was never born"; "A caesarean section is a birth," "No, the medical definition requires the baby to pass through a birth canal""I was born prematurely by c-section; by medical definition I was never born"; "A caesarean section is a birth," "No, the medical definition requires the baby to pass through a birth canal"

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    14.About the miracle of birth:

    "The loss of computer skills due to overly user-friendly devices makes me so sad; I'll buy my kid a computer as soon as he's out of class"; answer: "Probably from their mother""The loss of computer skills due to overly user-friendly devices makes me so sad; I'll buy my kid a computer as soon as he's out of class"; answer: "Probably from their mother"

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    15.On the 15 15s:

    Summary tweet: A user says he needs to find someone "and show him the quince growers" instead of "the consequences"Summary tweet: A user says he needs to find someone "and show him the quince growers" instead of "the consequences"

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    16.On Earth:

    Tweet asking why the Earth isn't falling down, and expressing confusion about the Earth floating in space all the timeTweet asking why the Earth isn't falling down, and expressing confusion about the Earth floating in space all the time

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    17.About ducks:

    Text conversation in which user Gio (Hermit) asks if ducks are birds. Wujabes confirms, gives reasons, and Gio concludes that chickens must be birds tooText conversation in which user Gio (Hermit) asks if ducks are birds. Wujabes confirms, gives reasons, and Gio concludes that chickens must be birds too

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    18.About dogs:

    tweet says dogs can't talk and therefore have no brainstweet says dogs can't talk and therefore have no brains

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    19.About trinities:

    A conversation about the meaning of "trinity" on social media, with different users debating whether it means three or a solid group of peopleA conversation about the meaning of "trinity" on social media, with different users debating whether it means three or a solid group of people

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    20.About Alaska:

    someone who doesn't know Alaska is in the USsomeone who doesn't know Alaska is in the US

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    21.About apps:

    Twitter conversation. First tweet asks, "What apps have you purchased that are worth the money?" Comments suggest mozzarella sticks, spinach artichoke dip, and express confusionTwitter conversation. First tweet asks, "What apps have you purchased that are worth the money?" Comments suggest mozzarella sticks, spinach artichoke dip, and express confusion

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    22.About mathematics:

    Person who doesn't know what a greater than or equal to sign is or that a third of a pound is greater than a quarter of a poundPerson who doesn't know what a greater than or equal to sign is or that a third of a pound is greater than a quarter of a pound

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    23.On the water:

    read tweet if my body is 60 percent water why don't I evaporateread tweet if my body is 60 percent water why don't I evaporate

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    24.On Mount Everest:

    People who think Mount Everest is in the USPeople who think Mount Everest is in the US

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    25.About Scotland:

    person who thinks Scotland is not a countryperson who thinks Scotland is not a country

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    26.On credit cards:

    someone who gives away their credit card number on Twittersomeone who gives away their credit card number on Twitter

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    27.About joy:

    person who misspells happiness with ayperson who misspells happiness with ay

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    28.About the population:

    read tweet every second someone dies every second someone is born so why is our population not 0read tweet every second someone dies every second someone is born so why is our population not 0

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    29.About birthdays:

    read tweet why is there a birthday candle for 0 no one lives to be zero years oldread tweet why is there a birthday candle for 0 no one lives to be zero years old

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    30.About steak:

    person who calls worcest sauce the worst sauceperson who calls worcest sauce the worst sauce

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    31.About biology:

    read tweet people can't be animals sorry fam basic biologyread tweet people can't be animals sorry fam basic biology

    32.About tangents:

    person who confuses digress with digestperson who confuses digress with digest

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    33.About noodles:

    person who calls ramen noodles roman numeralsperson who calls ramen noodles roman numerals

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    34.About microwaves:

    person who blows up his kitchen by putting a penny in the microwaveperson who blows up his kitchen by putting a penny in the microwave

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    35.About chocolate:

    tweet from someone who thinks you can eat the paper on Hershey Kissestweet from someone who thinks you can eat the paper on Hershey Kisses

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    36.About passwords:

    tweet from someone posting their password onlinetweet from someone posting their password online

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    37.About chicken:

    person who calls chicken parm chicken permissionperson who calls chicken parm chicken permission

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    38.About the future:

    Tweet with redacted text overlay says: "Someone born in 2020 will live to see the year 3000 at the age of 80. That's bizarre."Tweet with redacted text overlay says: "Someone born in 2020 will live to see the year 3000 at the age of 80. That's bizarre."

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    39.About sports:

    A Twitter thread: User 1 states that women shouldn't have an opinion on sports. User 2 calls them an idiot. User 3 points out User 1's spelling errorA Twitter thread: User 1 states that women shouldn't have an opinion on sports. User 2 calls them an idiot. User 3 points out User 1's spelling error

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    40.Remote:

    "Not if you use miles instead of kilometers, but I'd rather be safe than sorry.""Not if you use miles instead of kilometers, but I'd rather be safe than sorry."

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