During the many unhappy years that newly elected President Donald Trump has been in the public eye, his hair has undoubtedly been the subject of utter bafflement.

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In September, Trump called himself a “nice looking man” and lifted the front of his “hair” at a rally in Pennsylvania to cheers from the crowd.

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Well, this weekend you may have noticed a photo of Elon Musk, Donald, Donald Trump Jr., Mike Johnson and RFK Jr. who ate McDonald's on a private jet:
Dima Zeniuk, an apparent employee of Elon, then posted another angle from the First Buddy and the 78-year-old on this nightmarish obtuse spin of a flight:
Aaaand the screencap of Trump's hair quickly went viral:
Of course, there are many other things you can criticize the criminal for: spreading fear and telling racist lies about immigrants! Being found responsible for rape! The whole January 6 thing! But let's take a moment to marvel at the plight of a man who has soooo many opinions about other people's bodies. Remember that video from 2017 where his hair was blowing in the wind?

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Why do I get the feeling this will scare Trump's supporters more than an article about his crimes…? What do you think?!