Saturday night live Opened in the Oval Office, where Donald Trump (James Austin Johnson) was accompanied by Stephen Miller (Mikey Day) to sign a whole series of new executive orders.
Among them: an order to “make it social acceptable for a man in his 1970s to date a 24 -year -old.”
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“We call it the Belichick Act,” Trump explained. “We're going to make friends again, okay. Old men can now date much younger women.”
“We like that. It's hot. But conversely it is pretty disgusting, right?”
De Quip was a reference to Bill Belichick, 73, the head coach of the University of North Carolina who date with Jordon Hudson, 24.
The Cold Open was a return to well -known territory, but understandably in view of the way Trump dominated the news in his first months in office.
The skit was opened with Trump with the signing of 147 executive orders so far: “Everything from banning paper straws to discouraging PBS. I understand that Elmo has now been arrested by ice that has been offered for El Salvador by the letter L. He will not return.”
Trump then introduced Miller as 'Lord of the Shadows', and Day played the deputy Staff Chef of the White House as unusually scary.
As absurd as some of the executive orders sounded, in some cases they are not far away from reality.
For example, one executive order, for example, to reduce the number of interracial couples in TV commercials, is not far from the actions of the Trump administration to eliminate dei. The President's FCC chairman has opened research into NBC parents Comcast and other media companies about their diversity, equity and inclusion policy, although they are private companies.
Johnson's Trump commented about the diversity in advertising: “It's just too much, right? You see them together in the kitchen making a meal of Hello Fresh together. She has tight braids. You're so much, where did you think she Meeting each other, you know? What do they even talk about. It's insane. “
The appearance in the sketch was Marco Rubio (Marcello Hernandez), because Trump signed an executive order that forbade all Spanish babies to pierce their ears.
“I mean, we are grown white American Tweens who try to get to Claire's, and they have to wait behind a thousand small Latina babies to let their ears pierced,” Trump said.
The sketch ended with Trump who signed an executive order to shorten the word 'recession'.
Trump said: “Recession will now be called a break. Nice, right? So America, you are preparing for a historically long break.”
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