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44 ridiculously stupid things that I can't believe that Americans actually posted on the internet

    1.This person claimed that NYC has better Asian food than Asia.

    Comment that the opinion has been expressed that NYC has Better Asian food than Asia, in particular that Chinese eating Flushing Shenzhen surpasses

    2.This person claimed that France has “about 100 people in it”.

    Conversation about how welfare services in France are simpler and cheaper compared to other places, with an answer that notes the smaller welfare population of France, say "France has 100 people in it"

    3.This person said the US allows France to exist. (??)

    Comments about telling social media "left" France to leave and say "Vs let France exist"

    4.This person claimed that … (checks notes) Ireland invented the English language?

    Remark: "They may have created the language, but we have perfected it." Answer: "Ireland did not invent an English boy. England did"

    5.This person claimed that Europeans do not use cooling.

    Comments criticizes Europeans for lack of cooling and ice and then calls Europe one "Fourth World Shithole"

    6.This person thought that Europeans were ruder and more racist than Americans, and I think they should take a good look in the mirror.

    Text compare Europe and America on topics such as cigarettes, racism, ice cubes, a/c, charging for water, charging for public bathrooms, taxes and coarseness, saying that America is better

    7.This person called the main character of America Earth.

    Post Calling America de "staller" of the earth because of the largest sports competitions

    8.This person thought that all English speakers used Fahrenheit.

    Comments for social media about temperature units: it is claimed that English -speaking countries use Fahrenheit; Another corrects and notes that most Celsius use

    9.This person claimed that the US Army could beat the rest of the world. Bruh, we couldn't beat Noord -Vietnam.

    Reddit Post predicts WW3 by 2026. A commentator does not agree and claims the American military dominance around the world

    10.This person didn't care that, for all Americans except native Americans, our ancestors all came from elsewhere.

    Tweet stating that birth in America grants citizenship, not heritage status, aimed at migrant families

    11.This person called Alaska and Puerto Rico -Landen (remember, Puerto Rico is a territory … and Alaska is just a state).

    Social Media Exchange where someone suggests that every country is happy to be part of the US, with an answer from "Name one" and the person who mentions Alaska and Puerto Rico

    12.This person has made a wild claim about Kak in other countries.

    Answer that bidets come from countries with frequent diarrhea, saying that the American kak is solid

    13.This person claimed that without the US the world would not have culture.

    Conversation about the influence of American culture on global culture, saying that the world would not have any culture without America

    14.Does this person think that non-Americans do not wear socks?

    Social media post asking why only Americans wear socks

    15.This person claimed that Canada would have been conquered by Nazi Germany if it was not for the US.

    Person, "Without the US, Canadians would drink German alcohol and stiff arm saluting!" Comments do not agree

    16.This person claimed that La's economy is greater than that of all over Europe.

    Two comments on social media about the US economy, in which one mentions the market size of the US and another claims that Los Angeles' economy is greater than that of Europe

    17.And this person claimed that the whole of Europe is poorer than Mississippi.

    Reaction claims that all 44 European countries are poorer than Mississippi, the poorest American state

    18.This person had to joke.

    Portuguese cartoon of Donald Trump posted on social media with comments: "Does anyone know where Portugal actually is? When President sees this video, he will tax them as if no one has ever been taxed before"

    19.This person claimed that nobody went to Europe for eating.

    "An American criticism of food is hilarious." Answer: "We have the best food in the world. Nobody goes to Europe for food"

    20.This person claimed that the whole of Europe could fit between NYC and Chicago.

    Map with comparing dense European train lines with scarce American lines; Comments suggests that the whole of Europe could fit between NYC and Chicago

    21.This person claimed that the rest of the world is “new” compared to the United States, which is only a few hundred years old.

    Post mentioned "You realize that the rest of the world is quite new compared to American cities, right?" and claim that other countries are younger than 100 years old for recent wars

    22.This person called British English “niche.”

    Comments on social media claims that most native speakers of English use American English and then calls British English "niche"

    23.This person claimed that you cannot be arrested without your permission in Europe.

    Tweet about JD Vance who may be arrested in Denmark, with an answer stating that you cannot arrest someone without their permission in Europe

    24.This person claimed that rugby players are NFL dispositions.

    "Rugby players are just big boys who have not reached the NFL." Answer: "The NFL is American, rugby is international, that should tell you everything you need to know." First poster: "NFL still takes international players, there are just no good ones"

    25.This person was directly Delulu.

    Person answers questions about controversial historical opinions with "America has objectively done more good for the world than any other nation"

    26.As this person was.

    Remark: "Only the US is a complete democracy with the most rights guaranteed by the most democratic republican federal constitution that includes written human rights, the rest of the democratic nations is lagging behind"

    27.This person claimed that the US would dominate the rugby worldwide in five years if football were forbidden.

    Comment speculates that the US would dominate the rugby within 5 years if football were to be banned in the US

    28.This person called America the land of 'friendliness', including laughable claims.

    Tweet stating that everyone wants to come to America because of the American dream

    29.This person asked a ridiculous question.

    Post from R/Askpolitics with the question, "What is the best country and why is it the United States of America?"

    30.This person called the metric system communist indoctrination.

    Remark: "Everything except the indoctrination that is the metric system, yes. Keep that commie -FRENCHNESS away from us"

    31.This person claimed that you cannot buy a knife in Europe.

    Text on image of knife cutting the wall: "America: where we can remove a wall with a knife for use." Remark: "Europe ... where you can't buy a knife for utilities." Answer: "America ... where they have no idea what Europe is like"

    32.And this person claimed that you needed a license for a butter knife in other countries.

    Remark: "As an American, when I feel bad, I look at my kitchen attendant and remember that I don't have to have a license to have a butter mesh"

    33.This person claimed that Canada would stop existing without the US.

    Remark: "Nothing that Trump said is incorrect. It is astonishing that people do not understand that Canada would stop without existing the US. The fact that they are counting something on American import is laughable and Trump points out that correctly"

    34.This person forgot all medical discoveries and progress in other countries, such as, oh, I don't know, a small thing called insulin.

    A graph of health care expenditure per head of the population in different countries shows the US at the top, but with the most uninsured. A comment below claims "Literally all medicine that countries use has been developed here"

    35.This person had a bewildering suggestion to compare America with other countries.

    Respond to a thread about Finnish education: "Insulate American statistics to rich white neighborhoods and we match everyone in the world. We have a diverse society and therefore different views on education and the importance of hard work and following rules"

    36.This person forgot that most of the rest of the world places the day before the month when mentioning the date and then first called the month “the correct format”.

    Reddit -Thread discusses pre -order send dates for Nintendo Switch 2, with an American wrong interpretation of the date because of the thinking that the size was month/day/year

    37.This person called Steve Irwin a 'American hero'.

    Respond to video from Steve Irwin who calls him "An American hero from Australia." Rreply: "The Fuck American has something to do with something?" Another answer: "America is the best. Everyone who doesn't think so is unambiguously wrong"

    38.Among other things, this person claimed to invent democracy. They also think we had 75 years of peace on earth.

    American flag image with text that requires American inventions. Response gives peace on earth for more than 75 years, modern civilization, democracy, freedom, human rights, technology and globalization

    39.These people were really confused in military time.

    A Reddit poll asks when users go to sleep; Options are 20:00, 21:00, 22:00, 23:00, 0:00, 1:00, 2:00 or later. Users discuss surprise about the question using military time

    40.This person thinks Europeans do not have mobile phones.

    Respond to a comment from a European: "You are bad, how do you even have a phone"

    41.And this person claimed that Europe has no gas or electricity.

    Response discuss a headcanon for Fallout, where Europe is being restored and confused about America. Answer: "Europe does not even have gasoline or electricity now"

    42.This person called French and Spanish 'dead languages'.

    Post the question why ASL is not taught when other languages, its importance emphasized and mentions French, Spanish and Latin "Dead languages"

    43.This person claimed: “Most history is American history.”

    Remark: "Most history is American history." Answer: "I hope that is a joke or a kind of sarcasm." Original commentator: "I talk to Americans, not what you are talking about what you are talking about. I hate communism, socialism and I am a proud ethnocentistist"

    44.And finally … this statement is just sad, given what has happened lately.

    Response stating that fascism never existed in America and is considered an alien ideology